sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He did a backflip because drugs
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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