What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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