if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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