I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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