I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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