We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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