This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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