god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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