Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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