Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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