Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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