I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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