I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
two words...techno handjob
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
