glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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