i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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