this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I understand Curling. That high.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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