she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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