We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
