I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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