Small penises have feelings too.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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