so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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