life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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