there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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