Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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