# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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