apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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