My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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