Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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