Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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