I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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