He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Help. Why am I so naked?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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