did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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