Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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