I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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