Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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