Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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