just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm too high and old for this...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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