I'm really into asian looking animals
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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