the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
