Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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