she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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