soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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