who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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