is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
