she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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