C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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