Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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