Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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