i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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