Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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