I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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