Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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