in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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